Phoebe's songs

Phoebe is kind of crazy specially in songs... my ate said she's "slow" no not "mabagal" but slow to understand things like he's partner Joey... so, i'v mensioned she's crazy in songs... and i will prove that by these songs that phoebe wrote... i have 4 of the great phoebe songs including "SMELLY CAT"... SMELLY CAT is my, your, our favorite song well if you watch friends, she sings at a cafe called "CENTRAL PERK" where Rachel works... she sings there together with ross, monica, chandler, joey and rachel but accidentally, there is no line left for ross so he didn't sung the song except, for the chorus.. so here's PHOEBE'S SONGS...

~SMELLY CAT~
(Chorus)Smelly cat, smelly
catWhat
are they feeding you?
Smelly cat,
smelly catIt's not your
faultThey
won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their
favorite pet
You may not be a
bed of roses And
you're no friend to those
with noses
(Repeat Chorus)

~GRANDMA~

Now grandma's a person who everyone
likesShe brought you a train and a
bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to
dinnerAnd last
time you saw her she looked so
much thinner.Now
your mom and your dad
said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she
died and someday you
will too
La-la-la-la-la...

~IN THE SHOWER~
I'm in the shower and I'm writing
a song
Stop me if you've heard itMy
skin is soapy
and my hair is wetAnd tegrin
spelled
backward is
nirget.Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather,
rinse,
repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
(pause)
As needed!

~66 COLORS OF MY BED ROOM~
...fuschia and mauveThose are the 66 colours of my bedroom

HERE'S SOME MORE...

1.When I play I play for meI don't need your charity!
2.Are you in there little fetus?In nine months will you come greet us?I will buy you some Adidas
3.Stephanie knows all the chords!
4.They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touchSoon they'll grow up and resent you so muchNow they're yelling at you and you don't know whyAnd you cry and you cry and you cryAnd you cry and you cry...
5.I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchenLa-la-la-la-la-la-la...

posted by dupsie @ 5:49 PM